Rizzo's Everything Tonic
Nov 14, 2015 15:09:34 GMT -8
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Post by rizokobold on Nov 14, 2015 15:09:34 GMT -8
HEY there friend! are you having bad dice rolls? slow rez times? Lag?
Now you can cure all these issues with Rizzos Everything Tonic!
got zits? try Rizzos Everything Tonic!
having issues with admins? try Rizzos Everything Tonic!
want to godmode? try Rizzos Everything Tonic!
need lindens? buy some lindens you cheap noob... then try Rizzos Everything Tonic!
Side effects may include:
Inability to breathe, Temporary tooth loss, Severe anal bleeding, Redundancy, Redundancy, Ignorance, Complete collapse of civilization, Puppy kicking, testicular inversion, inner-ear euphoria, olfactory hallucinations, toe jam, rectal-cranial inversion, minor blindness, slight cardiac arrhythmia, a touch of rigor, Spontaneous Ejaculation, Idiopathic Colitis, Ramndo Dylseixa, Sticky Wicket, Bee's Knees, Excessive belly button lint,
excessive nasal mucous, sudden and unexplained onset of cursing in baby voice, eye farts, appearance of extra digits (hands/feet), uncontrollable obsession with Liberace, swallowing of tongue, intermittent ignorance
Now you can cure all these issues with Rizzos Everything Tonic!
got zits? try Rizzos Everything Tonic!
having issues with admins? try Rizzos Everything Tonic!
want to godmode? try Rizzos Everything Tonic!
need lindens? buy some lindens you cheap noob... then try Rizzos Everything Tonic!
Side effects may include:
Inability to breathe, Temporary tooth loss, Severe anal bleeding, Redundancy, Redundancy, Ignorance, Complete collapse of civilization, Puppy kicking, testicular inversion, inner-ear euphoria, olfactory hallucinations, toe jam, rectal-cranial inversion, minor blindness, slight cardiac arrhythmia, a touch of rigor, Spontaneous Ejaculation, Idiopathic Colitis, Ramndo Dylseixa, Sticky Wicket, Bee's Knees, Excessive belly button lint,
excessive nasal mucous, sudden and unexplained onset of cursing in baby voice, eye farts, appearance of extra digits (hands/feet), uncontrollable obsession with Liberace, swallowing of tongue, intermittent ignorance
